Lexi Montgomery

Mon, 20 Mar 2017 22:28:17 +0000

Some girls our age make me want to go hug my mom and thank her for the way she raised me.

    I'm about to be a junior, and I'm like 3 times more awkward than all the soon-to-be freshman girls I know put together.

    "I'd say about 60% of the stories I tell go unfinished because either someone cuts me off or I realise that no-one is listening"

    This is a classic Narcissist tactic to "one up" a person in an effort to belittle their feelings and experiences. This is a good response. It forces the Narcissist to acknowledge your pain still exists, instead of ignore it and put the focus on them.

    "That awkward moment when someone says "you two should go out"and you're just like... I wish"

    Oh the life of a full time student and employee

    "I went to the store with my grandma and saw crop tops. She straight up said "is the economy so bad we can't make whole shirts?""

    I mean really why does everyone think this is all we do! im kinda sick of it, just because we are pretty and a teenager doesnt mean we do any of this stuff!!!

    Unexpected surprises

    "I was never jealous of barbie’s body.i was jealous of all the shit she had and that mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend."

    *when my parents are asleep* Me: shhh they're sleeping. *When I'm sleeping* Parents: let's vacuum the house for 2 hours.

    "I feel like I'm the only person who didn't watch or read Harry Potter. At all."